A Spank Heard ‘Round the World!

A Short Tale from Behind the Bar…

So..quick post here, but I just had to log this one! Its all about a little incident that went down while I was bartending a 50th Birthday Party at a client’s home last Saturday evening. I’m not gunna lie, I have had some crazy stuff happen to me while bartending, but there’s a first for everything,and this was another…

…oh the “Pains” of being a Bartender!

So I show up and this beautiful home and get right to work doing what I do best: Getting People Drunk! The client who hired me is a married woman who had just turned 50 and tonight was her big night. She was my contact over the phone when we originally booked the gig, so I had gotten to know her fairly well. Well, her drink of choice was a Cosmopolitan and maybe I was making those just a little too strong, because you are not gunna believe what happened next…

…I always recommend to my bartenders to leave your confined space of the bar from time to time to wander the party asking guests for refills and cleaning trash. This way you become more personable to the guests (more tips!) and you show the client that you are working hard (even more tips!) Well, while I was on one of my little explorations through the party looking for people I could better assist, I was approached by the host (and birthday girl) of the party.

She gives me a little smile and then drops her crumpled up cocktail napkin onto the floor. “Oh, can you get that for me?” she asks…and I obliged.

Well…as I bent over to grab the napkin (thinking nothing of it) a loud SMACK noise suddenly fills the entire living room of the party as I feel this woman’s hand slapping my ass. Followed by the sound of her hand making contact with my behind was an ear-piercing “WOOHOOOO!”

As the stinging sensation sets in, I stand back up in shock to see every guest (including her husband) looking in my direction..awkward!

Well…it really was all in good fun and I did have a blast the entire night. I usually have my clients eating out of the palm of my hand…some show their appreciation with kind words, others with a bigger tip, or even a great big hug…yet now I find that there are those that express their gratitude with a sharp slap to the ass!

Its not everyday I get a spanking from a 50 year old woman on her birthday!